Dynamo, I swear to god. Outside of the dinosaurs that Doc made, I never wanted to see any. EVER. What the fuck is this island supposed to be?

Candy Island, my ass. Then again, I guess it's a start. Whatever pirates do, we'll start doing it here.

So, we got a lot of swimsuits around here that I'm getting rid of. We don't need them, none of us here are females or human. I'm giving them away, if anyone wants them let me know and we'll work out some kind of trade or something ( Read more... )

People aboard the ship, I let that extreme guy's kangaroo out, so. Watch out for it. You can't miss it, it's the... kangaroo. Wearing boxing gloves. fucker almost took my head offBy the way, while I was looking for it, I found this map... guess it's like the ones that everyone else has. Rectangle nose, you wanna take a look at it since you're ( Read more... )

( Private, a bit on the difficult side to hack )

...where the hell am I? I did not shut down here last night.

Damn it, now I actually have to interact with you people in person again?